I thought he was Paula Deen's kid. I tend to agree with Jennifer, however I remember trying to play doctor with the neighbor girl... I was around 8 or 9 so and it occurred to me to try to touch our privates together just for the heck of it. I had a friend who says he lost his virginity at age 9... supposedly... safe sex for sure, shooting blanks.

Are you back in lovely Minnesota to Lake Wobegon yet?

Yes eastcoast...I've been back in bumfutt Minnesota since January 24. I'm enduring a first offense DWI. I'm broke. Unemployed. Live with the old fart parents. Still have plenty of porn on the laptop.

Currently watching 2011 AVN AWARDS from Showtime. AVN AWARDS are dimming down in imPORNtance. Venues to host the event are getting smaller and smaller. 2011 AVN AWARDS was held at PALMS in Las Vegas. 2012 I attended at THE JOINT - HARD ROCK CASINO in Las Vegas.

Soon, Las Vegas bingo halls will be hosting the event right after Senior Saturday sessions.

I didn't get laid until I was 20. Condom was too tight so I didn't ejaculate. Lack of ejaculation made the woman I had sex with doubt her attractiveness.

She should have thanked you for your ability to satisfy her repeatedly ! If you weren't attracted to her, you probably wouldn't have anything to put a condom on.

I got you beat though! Some how I didn't have sex until I was 34 and I married her, but I also told her if we had sex, I considered us married, so, same thing. I attended 4 colleges and never had sex... what a dweeb. I tried, but didn't try hard enough I guess. Now, I'd probably have to pay for it, not that I could conceive of doing that, and not that I have the money to waste... unemployed too, but have a phone interview tomorrow.

I have YET to pay for sex...as in prostitution.

I probably could get laid if I really bothered trying...but I really don't hit on women.

I don't know why I don't. I risk...what...rejection, awkwardness, embarrassment.

Worse cums to worse, STDs.

Well, you have an attractive profile pic, so you shouldn't have to "hit" on anyone. Just be yourself and be smart. Marry a rich girl who likes porn and knows God... great combination... they probably have that category on eHarmony... check it out.

You should just risk rejection, awkwardness, etc etc @sxdxcx because you might miss out on some good people

but dont use them

@eastcoast You sure you got the order of importance right? greed/lust/God hmmm... not such a great combination.
@SXDXCX, I think this guy is embelishing a little 7 to porn star, but lets say maybe, what sort of education did he have, maybe he sat in front of tv with "days of our lives sex edition". I hope parents will be able to educate their children about what you read and hear on television and magazines... aren't always true and don't offer the level of satisfaction they claim to be able to. (James Deen....). Is this his claim to fame being a dildo, and wanting to be one, and girls want a dildo, no I got it they want a rich dildo? Mocks aside this is interestingly shocking, yet how many guys fall for it. Let your libido do the talking cause your brain is off right now. I know that feeling all to well.

There is nothing to feel awkward about or embarrassed about just be yourself. Think about who you are and stay that person irrespective if things work out or not, if you are that way inclined then it is better to get shot down than to be lonely.
Hope you find a girl that you can love and may you both bring each other great joy.

I was kidding around with SDC. Reversing the order would be more appropriate.

Heaven forbid I have a date with a female other than my 78 year old mother.