Good one, lol! :O

We don't really do much with bumper stickers over here in the UK, for some reason. Don't see many.

"To Err is Humman... To Arr is Pirate"

"My Great Dane is Smarter Than Your Honor Student!"
(response to bumper stickers about parents bragging...)

"If you can read this you have one thing in common with our competition" On a company truck.

Oops. Looks like I made a typo on my post earlier... One too many "m's" in Human! But how fitting to make a mistake on that bumper sticker... :o

@feline99.....hee hee....I thought your bumper sticker was about hummus!....I have seen that one before....I love that second one :O

@7seeker.....OMGosh....that is a REALLY good one...now that's talkin' trash!

"if you are reading this you are to close"

"my kid is the student of the month at ... elementary school.

ok now i have to vent on bumper sticker parent that have their kids name and the school that they go to on their car a crazy.

@alex13....I know...it's a Brag-a-thon....

"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick."
.........you could tell this gal marched to the beat of her own drum... :O

"baby on board" really oh i was going to bump draft you but not now because you have a bay in the car.

@alex13, lol! I like your "Baby on Board" comment! Hee eee!!!

@becominwhole10... That's one of the more unusual ones I've heard!

the bumper sticker that i had on my old car was a fish the said freak, and one that said bad girl(which is a lawn mower brand called bad boy)

@alex13....I thought "baby on board" meant the driver was a cry"baby"....my bad... :0

i loved one i seen " if you dont like my driving get off the sidewalk lol

@leahangel777... Lol! I've seen that one, too! :o
@becominwhole10... That one could apply to the driver, too, I think! :0 There's plenty of people who don't drive like adults!

How about these...
"Things Get Better With Age... I'm Approaching Magnificent"
With a restroom sign... "CAUTION This vehicle makes frequent stops.'

@feline99...Ha!...love those self-deprecating ones :] ...... and love those self-defecating ones, too?! :O

@becominwhole10...Ha ha!! Yes, those, too! :o

eeuuu..

Saw this one on the back of a Drapery service van: Pass with caution, blind man at the wheel.

@eastcoast... Ha ha! Good one! :o

@eastcoast...I was a little slow on that one, but that's clever :]

peta - people eating tasty animals

OMG, alex....that would ruffle some feathers over here in Liberalville....but I like it! :]

im a vegeatarian but not part of peta.

"fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity"

Dang, alex...that's another good one...keep 'em coming! :]

For drivers that talk on their cell or text while driving: "Hang Up & Drive"

"Buckle Up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car."

@feline99....Amen to that first one!.....hmmmm....another reason to use your seatbelt, unless you're bummed you weren't raptured yet!!?....

http://www.ortzion.org/alieninvasn@1.html

"smile at your eneies it confess them "

"save a kid shoot a drug dealer"

@becominwhole10... Hmmm... That looks similar to Star Trek beaming people up to the starship, lol! :O

@feline99...I wouldn't mind if the Lord chose a cool, green alien to abduct me before the next prediction by Camping!? :o

@alex13.....that second one sure is dark...and gets the point across!

...Saw this today..."I (heart) Haters"......am I missing something here...or is it a boring bumper sticker...

"It takes 1,842 screws and bolts to put this car together, and one nut to scatter it all over the road!"

Whoaaaa....Gidzmo...that actually was on a bumper sticker?....am I not getting it...is it self-deprecating or a message against other crazy drivers out there?

@becominwhole10 Yes, that was on a bumper-sticker! I saw that one years ago. Someone's POV about drivers. Another one I saw once: "Pray for me--I drive in LA!"

"do you follow jesus this close"

"i went to the dark side and they didnt have cookies"

"pro life, pro god, pro gun"

http://www.cafepress.com/+quotgod_and_science_are_not_enemiesquot_bumper,33623014

@alex13......#1 - good combo of wit and challenge
#2 - nice
#3 - Bible Beltish...would only see that in more rural areas here in Calif.
#4 - Finally!....a bumper sticker to heal the wounds....plus I agree with it :]

@Gidzmo.....True That...(about L.A.) :o

I saw a car that had two stickers on the left it said "coexist" each letter a symbol from a different religion and on the right the sticker said "save a tree burn a bible". I guess they want to coexist with everyone but Jews and Christians?!?

WoW....the first is pseudo-profound...the second is hateful to Jews and Christians, but as long as they love the trees, then that's all that matters....disgusting....

There was one good one I saw--but I never thought to take a picture of it. The sticker looked like a Band-aid and only had one word of text: OUCH! (It was covering a dent)

I haven't see that one, but in the same theme 1/2 of a baseball sticking out of a window or bullet hole stickers....

We had bullet hole stickers on our lobby doors for people who walk out without paying to see.

Ha!

"Christians aren't perfect, but forgiven."

My bumper sticker response:

"Christians aren't perfect, they make tacky bumper stickers."

Which reminds me of the thought, that if you're going to have Christian bumper stickers or the fish symbol, you better drive like a Christian should!

@feline99 That's what one of our pastors said.

Also one of the ex-boyfriends (the one who set himself up as 'head of the relationship' while his own life was a mess). He claimed to have taken the car decal and such off someone's car.

Hmmmm....does a Christian always yield to another driver?....only drive under 65?....never show exasperation after almost being hit or driven off the road?...never read the Bible while driving?....(all right, the last one was a joke)...

@becominwhole10... Ha! Well, I probably wouldn't qualify as driving like a Christian by that definition! (except I don't read while driving...) Maybe I should say "drive like the world thinks we should drive." I think we make ourselves a target for criticism about the way we drive, when we've got a Christian bumper sticker. Some people out there jump on any chance to call us hypocrites. (Do you have a fish symbol or bumper sticker on your car? If so... sorry!) :o

** Give Me Caffeine and No One Gets Hurt
** Just because you have one... doesn't mean you have to be one. (I wouldn't put this on my car, but... sometimes I'd like to say it... :O)
** Big Foot Crossing (see it here: http://www.cafepress.com/+big_foot_crossing_sticker_oval,185412176)
** My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student