4/14 national peacan day. look at the sky day. ex spouse day. and innational moment of laughter.

im going to look up at the sky thought a peacan tree and laugh at the moment i relieze that i have no ex spouse .

I looked at the sky with an elderly friend yesterday. She loves it. We talked about the kinds of flowers and trees she has in her yard. I talked with my ex-spouse yesterday and the day before; we may have had some irrational moments, I don't remember now. Pecan pie is a favorite of mine... been a long time, thanks for the reminder.

@alex13...thanks, alex...good one! :] I'll make sure to look at Agent007 to ask what he espouses, then laugh at him because he has a toucan on his shoulder!!?....Did I get it right? :O

I think its look at the sky day BW10, not look at the spy day :-P Mr. Noir.

Well, this is a challenge today... Clever, Alex13 and becominwhole10...Hmmm...
Tell your nutty ex-spouse to lift their face to the sky and laugh for a moment... as the flock of pigeons flying overhead...

@eastcoast I think Mr. Noir was going with a theme of mis-reading the days.. :D

@feline99 i like that so funny.

@becominwhole10 it is sky not spy but still clever

LOL! :O Let me de-code becominwhole10's holiday comment... I'm pretty sure he meant to say sPy because.... he misused the other holiday's too. (Except for Laughter Day).

National Peacan Day = toucan
Look at the Sky Day = Agent007 (spy)
Ex spouse Day = eSpouse
Moment of Laughter Day = laugh (same)

i missed on of the hoildays it is reach as high as you can day.

i think i will just watch the toy story movie. :)

Thanks feline99 i missed some nuances and alex13 isn't there an animated feature called "Up" ?

@feline99....Yes, you are correct! (though I thought alex13 meant "irrational moment of laughter"! :] I will rephrase with the added celebration alex13 just added:
I'll make sure to look at Agent007 to ask what he espouses, then laugh because his toucan on a tree limb overhead just crapped on his head! He asks me to help, so I reach as high as I can to retrieve his bird. :}

@becominwhole10 Your revision is perfect, lol! :O I had looked up the holidays out of curiosity, and saw "international moment of laughter."

I declaire 4/2 international spoon day because there is no spoon so it has to be the day after April fools day.

Funny 7seeker to Matrix fans... I'm waiting for the beloved Alex13 to announce that day Friday is. but I'll probably just check back in the A.M.

i was talking about the line in the movie what woody says "reach the star"

sorry i didnt have a computer yesturday. mine is still fried.

4/15 Rubber Eraser Day, Titanic Remembrance Day

4/16 National Eggs Benedict Day, National Librarian Day,National Stress Awareness Day

Hi alex13 Is there a turd in yesturday ? Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away....

Sorry about your computer... that sucks major. Thanks for your report and I still say its hug the reporter day. These days are funny... maybe we can have National Day Day.

4/15 Titanic Remembrance Day - An interesting bit of my family history is that my grandfather (my mom's father) was booked on the Titanic with his sisters and my great-grandparents. They had traveled from Finland to board the Titanic, but before boarding they had received word that there was a family emergency (a death or illness) back in Finland and they turned around and went back home instead. Pretty amazing - they would have been on the Titanic when it sank! They did eventually come later on. :)

4/16 National Stress Awareness Day - Yes, I think I observe stress pretty much every day! I'd like to be less aware of it for a while... :(

I challenge @becominwhole10 to not only use today's holidays in a sentence, but to include yesterday's also, since we missed yesterday. :O This should be a good one, lol!

Ahhhh, yessss....I would like to erase the memory of yesterday's Titanic achievement of sending off our business taxes for I am still feeling the aftereffects of that stress today...I better be aware of how that affects me.....maybe I should go read up on that...the local Reference Librarian will have the best idea of books to aid me...I always feel like a Benedict Arnold "renting" rather than supporting my local independent bookstore...before I go having a solid brunch is always smart, with eggs as a good source of protein. ;]

@becominwhole10 I knew you could do it, lol!! :O) Creative use of Eggs Benedict Day especially! :)

17 Blah, Blah, Blah Day , National Cheeseball Day ,Pet Owners Independence Day

@beconinwhol10 wow

Pet Owners Independence Day... Meeeooowww hisssss!!! This cat resents that! What self-respecting cat would allow themselves be "owned"? It's the cat that "owns" their human!!

@feline99....Too True! :o

I heard a preacher today referring to how Christ had such a great sense of humor that "one time" (...only one time?? ), when He referred to a plank hanging out of a hypocrite's eye while trying to get the speck out of another's eye...and how the listeners must have just "chuckled" at that....what a Cheeseball pastor, I thought!....Then later on I saw a man walking his dog, stopped to let his St. Bernard leave a wonderful creation on a neighbor's lawn, didn't clean it up, but the neighbor saw it and came out yelling...boy howdy, sparks were flying!! So I went over there and tried to joke with them about how huge the pile of poop was and that we should all be admiring it and what a beautiful dog and blah, blah, blah............The End. :O

is it sad that i thought you were telling the truth until i get about three sentences

@becominwhole10 and @alex13 Even sadder, alex, I didn't get it until I read YOUR comment!! I thought the story was a little odd, and wondered what I was missing, LOL!!! Becominwhole10, you're getting more clever all the time!

crap........... he had me going too ! huge pile

@ALLTHREEOFYOU.....HEE HEE HEE! :O

im still laugh about your post Becominwhole10

Oh look my avatar and alex13's are almost twins

@eastcoast What the black & white thing in your avatar? A giant panda?

@eastcoast yea we are :)

@feline99 you talking about the rock in front of a tomb

Oh, lol, alex13 I couldn't tell what it was in such a small picture. Funny - I thought it was a panda, one of my favorite animals!! Now I see, ha ha!

i thought i was something totally different at first but i have no idea what is was now

This is fun...

4/18 International Juggler's Day , Newspaper Columnists Day , Patriot's Day

i need so guiding. i have been invted to go camping with my family. and my family is a hung trigger for me. and i dont know what to do.

while shot i posted my days news

I would just tell the Lord to take control of it. Don't be committal to your family right away, so you don't have to break a promise. Tell the Lord that He knows best and ask Him to intervene: If He wants you to go that He will give you the grace to overcome and if He doesn't want you to go, circumstances will such that you won't be able to. You are loved.

I happened upon an article by NY Times columnist David Brooks on how Donald Trump strikes a major chord in America , then had to juggle the seriousness of said topic with the London Times cartoon of Trump's hair being investigated...ha ha!...back to the serious...if an American truly loves this country, whether they are more conservative or more liberal, then I would say that they are a true Patriot! :O

@becominwhole10 Lol again!! You're so good at making up stuff, ha ha!! Love "Trump's hair being investigated" ha ha ha! :O Yep, I think he's guilty of 1st degree Bad Hair, that's for sure!

18 Patriot's Day - third Monday of the month

19 National Garlic Day

sorry my comp. decided it want to post right that second.

i stated read you post againa nd thought it was real. you are too good at these stories.

@alex13 Wow only 1 holiday tomorrow?!! What will becominwhole10 do?!! He IS good at BS'ing, isn't he?!! :O

Arghhh !!!!!! I forgot about that... I feel almost violated.

Wellllll......I want to head off any potential allergic outbreaks, given that it is Spring...or is it a cold?...they seem to be so similar in symptoms...either way I will make sure to throw a garlic bulb into my cereal or maybe just cut some up and throw it in my salad...maybe just pour some olive oil over one and bake it...but what will I do for dessert?...I'll do a Road Trip to Gilroy..oh, that's not until July....Garlic Soy Milk? :p

Eewww! Garlic Soy Milk, lol!! And in your cereal! :D

Yup, I was going for the Eeew Factor...glad you caught it!

@becominwhole10 "The Eeew Factor" could be the name of a cooking show! Today's theme: Top Ten Culinary "Eeew"ses for Garlic!
**Garlic Soy Milk
**Garlic bulb in cereal
**Garlic cut up & used on a salad
**Garlic basted & baked in olive oil
(Above suggestions by our viewer becominwhole10)
**Garlic & peanut butter sandwiches
**Garlic & Onion Smoothie
**Garlic & Spumoni Ice Cream
(Feline99)
Three more ideas - anyone??

Spew moni ice cream is well named IMO

Garlic browines

alex13's suggestion is #8...so, how about Garlic Cake (w/ Chocolate Frosting?!)...and Garlic Syrup...to be used on waffles, of course! :D... (that is not a big-smiley face, but a dude puking...bleaa)

Okay! We have our 3 remaining Garlic items!
**Garlic Brownies - thanks @alex13
**Garlic Cake w/Chocolate Frosting! - BCW10
**Garlic Syrup (YUMMY!!) - BCW10
@becominwhole10 Lol, "dude puking" emoticon... :O
@eastcoast I like the "Spew (Spu) moni" ice cream!! :0